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Most Dinosaurs Masturbated Except The T. Rex

Scientists: Most Dinosaurs Masturbated, But T. Rex maststatus

Along with that incredible feeling followed by the quiet sounds of deep regret, masturbation has a positive effect on us. Masturbation reduces stress, lowers the risk of prostate cancer, and can increase energy. You could say masturbation is at an all-time high thanks to sites like Pornhub and YouJizz, but it wasn’t always so easy.

Back in the days of the dinosaurs, even cavemen felt the need for a good handjob. Eventually, the dinosaurs started to take an interest in it. However, there was an angsty dino who just couldn’t physically reach. Of course, it’s none other than the T.Rex. This may explain the dinosaur’s serious temperament problems.

PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED T.REX DOESN’T LIKE PORNHUB OR YOUJIZZ

Poor T. Rex. The King of Dinosaurs is however cursed with tiny useless arms. As you might remember from that Dino 101 course you took, dinosaurs loved masturbation. They crowded around the human encampments, watching Grog and his friends jerk him off to the cave painting equivalent of Pornhub and Youjizz. The dinosaurs were amused by the pleasure these hairless monkeys got from such a simple taste. Thus, the dinosaur ejaculation was born and became a vital part of Earth’s history. Tyrannosaurus, however, was not so popular.

T.REX TAKES OFF THE ANGRY OF PORNHUB AND YOUJIZZ LOVING DINOSAURS

Since a lack of masturbation causes great stress, it’s understandable why the T.Rex was so angry all the time. So why was this dinosaur cursed with such small arms? Well, some scientists believe that predatory dinosaurs like this evolved smaller weapons. This is because their skulls are more readily available to conquer prey. Basically, if you don’t use it, you lose it.

WHAT PORNHUB AND YOUJIZZ TEACH US ABOUT T.REX

Whatever you are doing right now, stop. Open an incognito tab (or don’t) and get immediate access to Pornhub and YouJizz. Masturbate to your heart’s content because your life depends on it. Moreover, the evolution of your species depends on it. By not masturbating, your arms might just stop evolving and you’ll end up like a tyrannosaurus rex. Nobody wants that, so do the world a favor and erase one.


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