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Putin and Russian scientists bring the woolly mammoth back to life

Putin and Russian scientists bring woolly mammoth maststatus back to life

Russians may no longer be the powerful nation they once were, but Vladimir Putin is trying to change that. Instead of putting a man on Mars or dominating the 2016 Olympics, Ruskie scientists want to show off their success in a new way.

PUTIN AND RUSSIAN SCIENTISTS WORK TO CHANGE THE WORLD

Say what you want about Putin, but the man has enthusiasm. Who else would think of bringing a woolly mammoth back to life? Take this Obama. The best Russian scientists have opened a new laboratory dedicated to the study of extinct animal DNA. Hopefully they will create clones from the remains of permafrost creatures. The laboratory is located in the coldest city in the world, Yakutsk. Besides freezing temperatures, the lab has the largest collection of frozen ancient animals in the world. In total, it has more than 2,000 remains of prehistoric animals like horses, foxes and of course woolly mammoths.

RUSSIAN SCIENTISTS TO CREATE PUTIN’S ICON

If Putin succeeds in bringing a woolly mammoth back to life, it will certainly be his legacy. To do this, Russian scientists say they need the perfect body. By that, they mean a preserved mammoth that fell into the thawed permafrost. As one can imagine, this is no easy task. On the one hand, there is a lack of facilities in the country to deal with this operation. Additionally, inefficient bureaucracy in the region made the process difficult. Luckily, there’s a team of mammoth hunters out in the tundra looking for various bones and tusks.

GET A WOOL MAMMOTH LIKE PUTIN AND RUSSIAN SCIENTISTS

You’ve heard the legends, you’ve seen Ice Age 2 but do you really know what a woolly mammoth looks like? Well, get ready. For example, get one of these Papo Wooly Mammoth models. The sturdy and firm plastic material is perfect for showing off a small child. That way they aren’t terrified when Russia builds its own communist woolly mammoth army to take over the world. However, the rhythms will not be satisfied with global warming.

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